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Auctioneer One-Liners
The key to an auctioneer’s chant is communication between him/herself and the bidders. Clarity is essential and the speed of the chant varies, in large part, due to the product being sold and an auctioneer’s ability to communicate with those bidding.
Frequently, auctioneers use short jokes or witty remarks, commonly referred to as one-liners, to connect with their bidders and create the optimum bidding experience. Examples of such one-liners are:
Don’t hesitate, participate
I like it and so should you
You’ve liked them all day
This is where it turns into pure fun
I’m your financial adviser
Water’s warm
This thing is as handy as a pocket on your shirt
That’s the sizzle on the steak
You’ll wish you did later and it’s too late then
It takes two to tango
Pretty good for that kinda money
Let’s go to the bank
Ask and you shall receive
Deal of the day
Money will do you no good where you’re going, you’d better spend it here today
Don’t stop to think now! We left common sense behind a long time ago
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