Page Text: The woman was in bed with her lover and had just told him how stupid her Irish husband was when the door was thrown open and there stood her husband.
He glared at her lover and bellowed, “What are you doing?”
“There,” said the wife, “didn’t I tell you he was stupid?”
Dane and Irish on the Beach
A Dane and an Irish man are at the beach in Waikiki. All day the girls are hanging next to the Dane
On the way home the Irish guy asks his Danish pal why the girls Didn’t even notice him.
The Dane tells his buddy to get rid of the boxer short swimsuit and get a Speedo like him.
The next day the girls are hanging on the Dane again and not even noticing the Irish man with the new Speedo.
On the way home he again asks the Dane what’s the problem with the girls again not noticing him.
The Dane says “look, get yourself a potato and put it in your Speedo.”
The next day still no luck, the girls are even staying further away from him. He can’t stand it anymore and asks the Dane what to do next.
The Dane says “move the potato from the back to the front.”