Page Text: A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast.
“You aren’t so good in bed either!” he shouted and stormed off to work.
By midmorning, he decided he’d better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone.
“What took you so long to answer?”
” I was in bed.”
“What were you doing in bed this late?”
“Getting a second opinion.”
Be Strong, Honey. I Love You Too
A prisoner escapes from his California prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it.
He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair, ties up the woman to the bed and while he gets on top of her, he kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
While he is there, the husband tells his wife, “Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in prison, and has not seen a woman in years. I saw the way he kissed your neck . If he wants intercourse, don’t resist, just do what he tells you! This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”
To which the wife responds, “He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very attractive, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too…”