Page Text: Dane and Irish on the Beach
A Dane and an Irish man are at the beach in Waikiki. All day the girls are hanging next to the Dane
On the way home the Irish guy asks his Danish pal why the girls Didn’t even notice him.
The Dane tells his buddy to get rid of the boxer short swimsuit and get a Speedo like him.
The next day the girls are hanging on the Dane again and not even noticing the Irish man with the new Speedo.
On the way home he again asks the Dane what’s the problem with the girls again not noticing him.
The Dane says “look, get yourself a potato and put it in your Speedo.”
The next day still no luck, the girls are even staying further away from him. He can’t stand it anymore and asks the Dane what to do next.
The Dane says “move the potato from the back to the front.”
Welcome to the Bahamas
An Englishman was holidaying in the Bahamas with his girlfriend.
One day they were strolling along a nude beach when they noticed a naked Black local also strolling towards them.
The Black guy notices the white guy has ‘” WY” tattooed on his penis and asks what it stands for?
The white guy says .. Well when I get an erection it spells my girlfriends name “WENDY”.
The surprised white guy sees that the Black guy also has “WY” tattooed on his penis and asks what it stands for?
The black guy says , well when I get an erection it spells “WELCOME TO THE BAHAMAS AND HAVE A NICE DAY”