Page Text: Posted on October 10, 2014 by JokesLab
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God’s omnipotence did not extend to God’s kids. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was: "Don’t." "Don’t what?" Adam asked. "Don’t eat the Forbidden Fruit." God replied. "Forbidden fruit? We got ...